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[Snakes on a Plane]

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People dont get the snakes on plane genius :(
IT mAKES ME SAD IN THE PANTS. I almost shat myself when I saw there was a flash on it. AND WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO COMPARE THIS TO THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. it's like, you make a great flash, and bam, it's the building blocks for everything else you do. STFU >:(
MOTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHA FUCKING PLAAAANE

[Metal Gear Awesome]

GENIUS

that was a GOD AND WIN SAMMICH WITH GENIUS PACKED AND OOZING IN THE MIDDLE
fucking. brilliant. Im usually too lazy to review, but fucktards ..FUCKING...BEST..FLASH...EVER
I havent actually laughed..out..loud? fuck, anyways, ya, i havent loled at a flash in..well..forever. this was just brilliant. Im crying from laughing. Just. Argh, sexy! YES MORE IN THE ASS PLZ!

[Science With Onic]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

I just creamed my pants.

[Kilt Envy]

hawt

SCD scares me tho. you should have scribbled CENSORSHIP over his head. kthx,.

Onic responds:

Hahaha, well he is a scary fella. But that would ruin all my work if I covered it up. Anyway, thanks Soas, and don't forget to catch your moose ride to Toronto.

[Thundah]

SNAAP

The ending, was the most CLASSY. ENDING. EVER. But Andy is probably weeping over that somewhere in a dark corner now :(

Onic responds:

Oh, those kilts are made to soak up tears, so he should be just fine within a few hours, eh?

[Mams]

Duuude

My covered teats are offically on NG :o .
haha @ NE i dont think so. but i SUPPORT the idea of everyone else bare teating.
BEST. TEAT.FLASH.EVA. fiffen!

altr responds:

And your uncovered teats are forever in our hairy hands, =') ...

[Liver Lumps]

OH DEAR LORD

THE OVERDOSE OF SEXYNESS. my penis just imploded goiys. no one told me this was being made. I HOPE MOOSE HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS OR SOMETHING CANADIAN> or stuff...i liked it :) i like beer... ihfjks

Onic responds:

You would have been told had it not been for your MOOSE LOVING :O Crazy canadians. Have a french fry and gravy fun filled day.